3.16.2009

YIPPEE! It's Monday! You Know What That Means...

In honor of St. Patrick's Day, I thought I would bring a little of the land of saints and scholars to the Six-Pack.
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Feast yer eyes on some of God's greatest creations... a few boys from the Emerald Isle.
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Sigh. God Bless the Irish.
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Also, in drunken Irish tradition, I am going to drink some beer and then post a pick up line for each photog. Why? Because that is the way the Irish roll... and God Bless me, I am so very Irish.
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Oh-and don't forget to say each of these pick up lines out loud and in your best Irish accent. If you don't know how to do an Irish accent, well then you can never go out drinking with me... but if it helps-just say "They're after me lucky charms" or "They're magically delicious" a few times before you are comfortable with your Irish accent.


Excuse me Mr. Farrell... Are you religious? Because I could be the answer to your prayers.



Colin, would you like Gin and Platonic... or Scotch and Sofa?


My name is June... that's so you'll know what to scream.



Hey Johnathan Rhys Meyers! Wanna go half on a baby?!


Remember me? Oh, that's right... I've only met you in my dreams.


Do you sleep on your stomach.... can I?



Liam... if I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


Falling for you would be a very short trip.






Do you believe in love at first sight Pierce... or do I need to walk by again?


Oh, I'm sorry... I thought that was a braille name tag.

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Phew.
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I am beginning to look forward to Mondays around here... I really am!

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And if you don't like any of my Irishmen above, well... May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.

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Oh, and by the way... I have used every last one of these pick up lines in real life and they have worked each and every time. Just ask my husband...

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Dia leat.

29 comments:

Schmoochiepoo said...

God Bless the Irish.

I'll be having me some niiiice dreams tonight.

Anonymous said...

Monday's ain't so bad afterall!
Thanks June!

Owens Family Adventures said...

I was taking a sip of coffee when I got to the my name is June...so you'll know what to scream.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Coffee totally almost came out my nose. Heee-larious girlfriend!
dawn

FLYNAVY said...

Cool, learned some new pickup lines today. The scream & braille 1's should be a real hit with the ladies. Thanks for the help ma'am, nice to know what works.
Buzzy

june cleaver said...

Ay Buzzy... I think that these pick up lines may work better for women-simply because men are thrilled to have someone ask them if they could sleep on their stomach.

Women may think you are a bit of a git... not me though-I LOVE pick up lines. It is an ancient art form that I fear is dying out thanks to naive youngsters and text messages.

Sigh.

Anyway-if you do try any, I would recommend "if I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?" It'll confuse her and then make her laugh-you will be in like Flynn buddy.

Good luck Sailor.

Alicia said...

Thank you so much for the Monday yummies, June!!!!

Maria Grace said...

Great pick-up lines!
I am 85% sure I saw Jonathan Rhys Meyers at a bar on Saturday night but just couldn't place him... if only I had seen your pick up lines he could be mine right now!
Thanks again for giving me something be happy about on Monday.

Maria Grace said...

ok i lied. just learned he was checking out of rehab in England on Saturday... not in my nyc bar. oops! maybe it was in my dreams.

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june cleaver said...

Maria Grace! Now I have to go cancel that plane ticket to NYC that I just purchased!

Layna said...

Way to wave the Irish flag lassie! much appreciated today mmmmgood. makes me crave a guiness and an irish lad. i know i shall not covet anything since we're Catholic but i do covet my husbands guiness - not THAT guiness, he's not Irish - giving up alcohol for lent was really a learning lesson. i'll never do it again. promise. except for tomorrow cuz it's St. Pattrick's Day & April 1st cuz it's my 40th bday. I believe the diocese would approve. Father Tom said so. Laundry calls. and I need to practice my pickup lines. Have a great day June!

the Mom said...

June,
You could always use my favorite line, "Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Nuwanda?"

It works like a charm on my own sexy man every time. It could just be the first two words. I barely get them out before he's yelling "okay" and heading up the stairs.

Leigh said...

Faith and begorrah! What a great way to start the day!

I live in Savannah, GA, so I didn't need much to put me in the St. Patrick's Day mood (I'm Irish, so any day is a good day to get shizzle-faced!).

Looks like with these hunky lads around, Erin's gonna go bragh-less!!!

Blessed Mama said...

Ahhh, thank you... Yum.My.

Hair Bows & Guitar Picks said...

Oh yes...God Bless the Irish!

june cleaver said...

Layna (I am jotting down that it is your birthday on April 1) and why on God's great green Irish earth would you give up alcohol for Lent? I mean-Jesus turned water into wine and wine into His blood... He WANTS you to drink!

the Mom... I am sooooo writing down that pick up line. Now... if only I had someone to try it on. Where is a bar and a drunken Irishman when you need one.

Leigh- "Erin's gonna go bragh-less!!!" You win the prize today-the prize is that you WON! That made me laugh out loud lady-out. loud.

Stephanie said...

Oh yeah Liam Neeson. You cannot go wrong with that tall cool drink of water.

Layna said...

No alcohol for lent? I’m a Fool & I guess I didn’t feel I’d suffered enough when my husband moved me to Minnesota a year ago from DC. I had to do something before an intervention was formed – the winters are LONG, I say!!!! But these northerners are use to the weather and the drinks to compensate. Ok, I’m a light weight compared to these people only because I’m out of practice after being pregnant and/or nursing for 4 1/2 of the last six years. I haven’t gotten my beer legs back yet. I figure go clean then go long and hard. Are we still talking about drinking? As my mother use to say, “I’d rather be 40 than pregnant!”

P.S. a lobster feast for my party. Let me know if you want to bring the kids.

Anonymous said...

Layne,
I rather be 63 than pregnant.
Enjoyed motherhood years, but I've moved on to grandmotherhood.
Much easier!
Love,
Aunt Barbara

Anonymous said...

oops! I meant Layna!
AB

Anonymous said...

An Irish Prayer

May God give you...
For every storm, a rainbow,
For every tear, a smile,
For every care, a promise,
And a blessing in each trial.
For every problem life sends,
A faithful friend to share,
For every sigh, a sweet song,
And an answer for each prayer.

Happy St. Patrick's Day to all you six-packers.

Aunt Barbara

Jenny said...

June, my day is not complete until I've cracked into the 6-pack.... which is troubling, considering most days I hit you up around 9 am...

Counselormama said...

OMG, you make me laugh! I want to try all of those lines, dear hubs will just have to groan through them all! Love the half on a baby one!

Soliloquy said...

I think you might be the ONE person who can make me blush.

Where'd all that attitude come from??

Love me some Pierce Brosnan..... (swoon).

This is the ONE thing I love about Mondays.

I think you should do these for every post...... you know. One at the end just as you're signing off.

Kristina said...

Ahhhhh. I feel so much better now. Thank you from the debths of my heart. Well, we'll just say heart, okay?

Layna said...

Thank you Aunt Barbara!

Mary said...

June, you've forgotten Cillian Murphy! Not that I don't love Pierce, Liam, and to a lesser extent, Colin and Johnathan. But come on--watch "The Wind That Shakes the Barley" and weep for Ireland and enjoy the beauty of a truly Irish male, who must, naturally, die in the movie! (I would also suggest Daniel Day-Lewis, but his Irish side is Prot...still part Irish/part Jewish..what an interesting combination!)

Mary said...

Oh, forgot to say, bu├Čochas le Dia ! and I seriously love St Patrick and St Brigid and St Fiacre!

warren said...

June, I know you say you just like to look at these fellas, but Mr Farrell is such a douche...that's gotta taint him some doesn't it?

Well, I support most of your other picks so you are batting above average...