Excuse me Mr. Farrell... Are you religious? Because I could be the answer to your prayers.
Colin, would you like Gin and Platonic... or Scotch and Sofa?
My name is June... that's so you'll know what to scream.
Hey Johnathan Rhys Meyers! Wanna go half on a baby?!
Remember me? Oh, that's right... I've only met you in my dreams.
Do you sleep on your stomach.... can I?
Liam... if I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Do you believe in love at first sight Pierce... or do I need to walk by again?
Oh, I'm sorry... I thought that was a braille name tag.
I am beginning to look forward to Mondays around here... I really am!
And if you don't like any of my Irishmen above, well... May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.
Oh, and by the way... I have used every last one of these pick up lines in real life and they have worked each and every time. Just ask my husband...