After nearly 25 years of marriage, Jim and his wife were lying in bed one evening when she felt him begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg.
He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice,
"Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
To which he responded...
"I found the remote."
*Thanks Lori for this laugh*
Here's to 24 years of marriage! Thank God we are only going on 16~