Our vacation is coming up. We are going to stay at the beach. This means that we will be wearing bathing suits and... bathing suits. I just had a baby. I do not want to even TRY on my bathing suits. They are taunting me in my closet, but I cannot bring myself to do it. I keep thinking of my boobs spilling out of the top part, and my butt spilling out of the bottom part. I have been having nightmares about this.
I can go buy some new bathing suits... but that would mean I would have to try on these new bathing suits in the dressing room with my nursing infant, and if she sees my boobs outside of a bra she cries and then they start to leak. *Big Sigh*
Who ever invented bathing suits in the first place!
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If the hubs sees my boobs outside of a bra he begs - Right now I would kill for that. Sorry- it's been four weeks. Can you go shopping w/o her for a little while??
I'll tell you who invented bathing suits, at least as we now know them: MEN!!!!
I say go swimming in shorts and a tee shirt. If you're at the beach (rather than at a pool), no one can complain. Well, except maybe your husband, but he'll be golfing anyway, right? :-)
You'll hate me for saying it...but what about the maternity suit???
The good thing about leaking at the beach is that it's not so embarrassing because you can just take a dip in the water and get wet. Of course, then your boobs taste salty, though...
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