7.01.2007

Look For Me in the Next Issue of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

Our vacation is coming up. We are going to stay at the beach. This means that we will be wearing bathing suits and... bathing suits. I just had a baby. I do not want to even TRY on my bathing suits. They are taunting me in my closet, but I cannot bring myself to do it. I keep thinking of my boobs spilling out of the top part, and my butt spilling out of the bottom part. I have been having nightmares about this.

I can go buy some new bathing suits... but that would mean I would have to try on these new bathing suits in the dressing room with my nursing infant, and if she sees my boobs outside of a bra she cries and then they start to leak. *Big Sigh*

Who ever invented bathing suits in the first place!

4 comments:

Toni said...

If the hubs sees my boobs outside of a bra he begs - Right now I would kill for that. Sorry- it's been four weeks. Can you go shopping w/o her for a little while??

Kasia said...

I'll tell you who invented bathing suits, at least as we now know them: MEN!!!!

I say go swimming in shorts and a tee shirt. If you're at the beach (rather than at a pool), no one can complain. Well, except maybe your husband, but he'll be golfing anyway, right? :-)

diana said...

You'll hate me for saying it...but what about the maternity suit???

Shauna said...

The good thing about leaking at the beach is that it's not so embarrassing because you can just take a dip in the water and get wet. Of course, then your boobs taste salty, though...