Our vacation is coming up. We are going to stay at the beach. This means that we will be wearing bathing suits and... bathing suits. I just had a baby. I do not want to even TRY on my bathing suits. They are taunting me in my closet, but I cannot bring myself to do it. I keep thinking of my boobs spilling out of the top part, and my butt spilling out of the bottom part. I have been having nightmares about this.
I can go buy some new bathing suits... but that would mean I would have to try on these new bathing suits in the dressing room with my nursing infant, and if she sees my boobs outside of a bra she cries and then they start to leak. *Big Sigh*
Who ever invented bathing suits in the first place!