7.13.2007

We Never Use Crisco In This House...

I have loads to do today in preps of our vaca so I thought I would post a joke that my friend Lori sent me this morning. We are going to the beach house with Lori, Mike and their daughter Morgan. I expect to have surgery when I get home on my sides from all of the splitting we will be doing~

I am taking my laptop with me (a vacation without my laptop... what are you mad?) so I may toss a post in here and there to keep you amused. Don't be too jealous of my vaca at the beach... it is not like I am going without my children and I have a little waiter walking around asking for my drink order. I can dream though~

Anyway-enjoy the day before vaca joke... which is much like the day before vaca outfit you have to wear which consists of clothes that you would neva eva wear on normal circumstances, but all of your cool clothes are either in the washer, the dryer, or a suitcase so you have to endure one day of ridicule because of the daisy dukes and tube top you are sporting.

A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed. "Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims. "I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it." "What do you mean?" Jim asked. "Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it." Jim agrees and the two say good bye. A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was. Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!" "Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?" "Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."

Wait for it .......... Wait ..............

"Crisco!!?" Bob exclaimed. "Damm it, Jim, Crisco is shortening!

MORAL: You gotta follow the recipe!!!

2 comments:

Dana said...

So that's what happened! I'm off to tell the hubs what went wrong.

Toni said...

Oh... that's bad!