Cut squares out of tissue paper, plastic wrap-or whatever.
Drop a handful of red hot candies in the middle of tissue paper, plastic wrap-or whatever.
Twist and tie up so that the red hots do not fall out.
Attach little poem:
I couldn't send you flowers,
and candy wouldn't do...
And mushy cards just didn't say
the things I want them to.
So I got you something special-
and here's the inside scoop...
I found you something very rare-
It's genuine Cupid Poop!
Drop in all the neighbor's mailboxes.
How's that for Valentine's spirit?