I do not know how to play soccer, I have never in my life played soccer and I will not pretend to know anything about soccer to try and impress you, but I have "admired" Becks ever since we were stationed in England and my son had to be like all of his little Bri-ish friends and shave his head to look like a little Becks. Age 4 and already so cool...
Oh, please forgive me Mr. Beckham, I meant to say football. I would stand in a queue for a fortnight to be able to see you come round, but then you would think I was a nutter and have your mate call a Bobby on me and have me thrown in the clink. You sarcy git.
Tomorrow we'll travel to another country and check out their homegrown specialties.
17 comments:
There really is no accounting for taste.
Yum, your country has much better eye candy then mine...
A cup a joe and peek at Beckham. What a great was to start the morning!
Ehh Beckem..cute but eh....
you are so hard to please Steph
HA!
Now you've REALLY done it, June! Wow, Becks is #1 on my Laminated Top 5!! (Actually, he's 1 thru 3 on my LT5!!)
...Football, soccer....Is anyone REALLY keeping track? I just wish they played with their shirts off...what woman WOULDN'T tune in??
My dearest June, I do not know what I have done in order to make you stop loving me. I was Okay with you leaving me for those "Threedonia" fellas, but I have to say that I am hurt that you have chosed to display photogs of Bale, Butler, Rome, that Bond guy, Slater, Kroeger, your cousin Keith, and now Becks! I can't take it anymore!
I thought we had something special. I thought we were a whole mixture of "alright, alright", alright and "that's what I'm talkin' about."
Please come back to me. I am lost without you.
Your BIGGEST fan,
Matthew McConaughey
June its his WIFE! My GOD the woman needs to eat...something. I suggest a Large Helping of Mashed Potatoes with a heady dose of Pot Roast and Yorkshire Pudding...with a large glass or two of MERLOT! I like him, to look at but Posh...arghhh!
June Cleaver -- I suggest you keep your Yank eyes off my hubby. We share everything... kids, paparazzi, and STDs. This makes me want to eat and throw up every 5 minutes.
Posh.
Personally, I could do without the tattoos.
So many naughty and inappropriate comments are going through my head. Therefore, all I will say is YUM!
Matthew McC... I apologize, but I think Christian Bale may smell a little better than you. No offense-I still love the way you talk.
Posh... I can snap you in two, don't test me. But, I would never steal your husband, if it makes you feel better, you can swoon over my husband all you want-you don't threaten me.
Hey Posh wanna sandwich? Hows about some Ice Cream? Maybe a Bratwurst and a beer? A steak? Cheese Burger?
Back off Yank wankers or I shall have Baby Spice hold you down whilst I vomit and then come kick your arses.
Oooo bratwursts -- they taste great the second time.
Posh, in the spirit of Christmas lets just have a little peace shall we... and that is why I posted the piece that is your husband. :)
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