12.15.2008

Ritchie... Rich!

Guy Ritchie will be getting 75 million bucks for being married to Madonna for 7 years. That comes out to a little over 10 million a year. Phew.

I wonder if it was worth it.

Ritchie was grateful the judge only awarded Madonna $34.86 in alimony to be paid in one lump sum. Court documents state that Ritchie was to pay Madonna all of the profits from the movie Swept Away.

12 comments:

TRO said...

You would think she has enough money to get her teeth done. What was cute in her 20s is downright scary now.

annemcd said...

eeeeewwwww.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I wouldn't take $100 million to be married to her for a day! The only guy who has it worse is Janes Brolin. No matter how bad my day is going I can always cheer myself up be reciting, "At least I'm not James Brolin, at least I'm not James Brolin..." http://www.threedonia.com/archives/535

momto5minnies said...

That is NOT an attractive photo.

I'm just wow'ed that people actually make that much money.

Brenda said...

That can't really be her, is it???

Stephanie said...

Yeah its her. What a hottie. I wanna look like that when I turn 50. Scrawny, dried up and bucktoothed because its such an attractive look. I'd scare my dog for crissakes.

Cousin Steve said...

Only 75 million?? It would take way more than that - for Madonna.... to justify my love.

Ok, not really.

For a hundred bucks I would justify my love to ...... my lovely wife! Who just walked into the room. Gosh I love her. She is so pretty and wonderful and funny and loving....

ok, she's gone. Now first off, I want to make clear that... my wonderful wife is back..... ha ha. Not doing anything important... just typing on my cousins blog. Sure, I'll put the clothes in the dryer. And what else??..... Yes, ma'am.

Gotta go everybody, duty calls...

Linda up north said...

annemcd...
yeah, what you said!

june cleaver said...

Cousin Steve... do you know how happy I am that we are related? So happy it is ridiculous!

amy said...

Seriously, is this photo touched up? I NEVER liked her (remember her wearing all of those rosaries and acting like a sleaze?) and my opinion of her hasn't changed. Yuck.

trzupr said...

Actually, that's not as sweet a settlement as it seems. The guy will have to spend at least $65 milldo in antibiotics alone.

Anonymous said...

Crissy,
The baton has been passed.
cousin steve is now officially the family storyteller.
Wish you could have been at Aunt Judi's for dessert Christmas night. It was cousin steve at his best. He was better than the pumpkin pie.
Love,
Aunt Barbara