12.22.2008

It's Raining Men...

Holy Cow ladies (and Hobbit)! I have been hard at work uploading, typing, sorting, and drooling to get these photos out to you. Blogger has emailed me 17 times to tell me that I am putting too much testosterone on their system and they may not be able to support such manly endeavors, but after a couple of computer freezes, and system failure and the power going out in my house... I am happy to report that I have every last man you sent me (even for you lazy people that did not send a photo and just sent a name and made me scour the Internet looking for men). I questions some of your choices, and I am surprised that a few men were left out altogether, but this post is about YOU, for YOU and by You... so I am leaving my two cents out of it (yeah, right...)

Up first... the Husband Category.

I wonder what he has under that kilt... hmmm.

Security! Did someone call Security!!!

Look how happy he is... nothing sexier than a man with a baby in his arms.

Women love a man with intelligence...


Looks like he is going to be jumping out of something or shooting someone out of something...


Is this Daniel Craig? Hmmm, maybe his brother?


Man on beach... I bet he gazes into her eyes and reads her sonnets.


Here is another man flanked with children... so sexy, even if they are Redskins fans.



This was hands-down my favorite picture! I love a Cheeky Bloke.



Here we have the only woman surrounded by all of these men on this post. How does it feel to be sandwiched in between such raw sex appeal? Nice... very nice.



This is my husband's twin brother and my nephew. I would cry too if my mommy put me in that stupid suit. Poor buddy... Aunt Crissy would never dress you like that. I will have a talk with your mother.


I had to post this one of my brother in law as well because Carl won't be in this post seeing as these are pics that you all sent me... if one of you did send me a pic of Carl, I would have had to kick your butt, and that is a post for another time. Anyway, this pic of my BIL looks a lot like Carl, and not because they are identical twins, but this photo-the smile belongs to Carl so if I tell you that I am swooning over my husband's brother... it is only because I see Carl in him. That is my niece with her daddy... don't you just want to tickle that little belly button!

And Now... onto those other guys:

I forget who this is... but does it really matter. Hello sexy.



I should have put Vince first because he is from Chicago and he is tall and he makes me laugh. There is nothing sexier than a man that can make a woman laugh so much that she tinkles a little.


Here is one of the entries that I did not agree with all that much... Vin, you are one hot piece of man, but I am not so sure you know how to spell. We can get past that I am sure.



Mercy. Val Kilmer... Ice Man... Swoon. Thank you Mr. Kilmer for awakening my sexual being in my formidable teen years. My husband would like to shake your hand.


Okay, when I said I didn't add anyone to the list personally, I lied. I added Tom Cruise... before he was a Scientologist and jumping on Oprah's couch. It's the flight suit... I just couldn't help it.

Hello Toby. You look like such a nice guy, I bet you like puppies and long walks... and I bet you enjoy shopping with you wife too. What a guy!

Tim McGraw. With the hat on... hot-very hot! With the hat off... bald-very bald, but as Vin up there showed us, bald is beautiful baby.

John Cena-look at your arms! I can't help but hum the tune to Popeye the Sailor right now. Lord have mercy.

Speaking of arms... made of Rock! My mother once told me that she didn't like men with muscles because she didn't think it would be comfortable being hugged by a man with biceps the size of Rhode Island... she prefers the soft chubby type I suppose. My dad quit being a body builder for that reason alone.

I forget this guys name, but he is obviously a tennis player and I think he is foreign. If he were "Merican, I would have remembered his name because is would be something like Bill Smith, and not something-sovavich.



Sting. Hot. Tantric. Swoon.



Hello Mr. Baker... how are you? Would you like to gaze into my eyes and run away with me? Okay... I'll get my overnight bag. Let me call a babysitter too.


I forget this guys name too... I know, I am horrible, but do we really need to know their names? No...just look at the pictures ladies. Just look at the pictures.

This is the lead singer of Creed, which proves the point that if you can sing or play the guitar or drums, you are hot... even if you are ugly, you are hot.


"THUD" That was me falling off of my chair. MMMMM Ryan, you had me at your six-pack. My cousin-in-law Shanie sent me this... my little sister Claire will be licking her computer screen when she sees it.


I don't know who you are Rupert, but I like you... I like you a lot!

I was waiting for one of you to send me this hot man from Lipstick Jungle... I would put lipstick on his ju.... oh, never mind!


I think we should all go out and rent Top Gun tonight because all of the men made it in here... except for Goose. Poor Goose, he didn't even take his shirt off at the volleyball scene, but Rick here, he had his shirt off and I decided to not go to the nunery right after watching that movie. Phew!


Lord Have Mercy. Let me just pull these up for you a bit... or just leave them the way they are. Thank you.



MMMMcDreamy. Let's all just look at him for a moment shall we. Nice, very nice. I love the grey in his scruff... those blue eyes... his regal nose.... that floppy hair. Swoon.


This guys plays some sort of sport. My husband would know, but I don't really care. He is hot.

OH MY GAWD!!! I love tall, dark, smoldering, mysterious, exotic... Oded Fehr, I even like saying your name. Don't look at me like that Oded, I'll never get anything done today.

Who wouldn't want to be Lost with him?



Oh Mr. Dracy, which are you Pride or Prejudice? I could never figure that one out... but I love you. I honestly do.

Oh Mr. Darcy... I can't decide which of you I prefer. Such hard decisions. I think I'll keep you both. Matthew MacFayden is on my top 10 list. Sa-Woon!

I can't seem to remember this guys name. I hope he keeps his mouth shut-that was the agreement he and I made so that he could be on this blog. He is still easy on the eyes, I must give him that.

How Youuuuu doin' Joey, Joey, Joey, a male slut was never sexier.

Hot man-check, big muscles-check, angry scowl-check, casually holding a gun as if you rule the world-check. Mark Wahlberg will forever have my devotions... I just can't help it. I love a man who is arrogant, egotistical and makes no apologies for himself... swoon. Say hello to you mother for me.

I am posting this only because you asked for it. I am doing it against my better judgement... but what my readers want, my readers get... so here you go-Mario Lopez. He's a mama's boy. Don't marry him ladies, he comes with baggage and that baggage is called MOTHER!


Oh my word. I have watched you go from a boy to a man Leo and I like everything that I see. Damn hot... damn damn damn hot.


Here's another one... hat on-hot, hat off-bald. But that is Okay, who is paying attention to his bald head when you have to get past the fact that he is shorter than you and probably weighs less as well... but he lives on the beach so SCORE!
Oh JT. I was not sure about this nomination, but after I saw this photo I changed my mind. Thank you for being patient with me and waiting for me to love you JT. You had me with the guitar... my my my.

Okay, I realize I should have posted this man at the very tip tip top of this blog since apparently 99% of you watch Lost and would gladly have this man's babies. Josh Halloway, do you realize how loved you are? I wonder... I also think I may need to go to the video store and rent all of the previous seasons of Lost to catch myself up on this guy. What have I been missing!!


I think I just felt my uterus scream out in desire. I had a GREAT pic of Josh here naked as a jay-bird, but the rules said I could not post it... so I just saved it to my hard drive. Look at how dirty he is... I think he needs a bath, a bubble bath.

This one comes from my cousin-in-law as well, and I have to agree. Hello John, please don't look at me like that or I may just have to do a strip tease for you... you sarcy git.

Johnny, my Johnny... even though I think you need to clean behind your ears, I would not kick you out of bed. That's right. I'd just wash the sheets when you left.

Here's aonther man that makes no apologies... and that is HOT! Has anyone seen the movie "Crank?" Enough said.
Jason Shane Scott... soap star. He knows drama... and he knows sexy.


Lets all be silent for a moment and pretend that we are the towel... be the towel, know the towel... remove the towel. hehe.

Men in Trees... lets just pick this one. He looks ripe
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Captain Jack Sparrow... you can board my ship and pilage all you want.


Hugh, People's sexiest man alive... June Cleaver's Swoon-worth 2008. He is having a FABULOUS year!

Harry, you sing, you act, you look good just sitting there. Your talents amaze me.


Killing two birds with one stone. Hello Bond... James Bond, Hello Mr. Jones-Indiana Jones. Men of substance-very nice.

Stay right there... let me go get my whip.

Oh Lord, I need to go breathe into a paper bag...


Okay... I'll run away with you and have you babies. I surrender.


In my next life I want to come back as a young waitress so that George Clooney will date me. No need to thank me Mrs. Firefly for this photog, thank George.

George Snufalupagus... we all have our fantasies don't we? I don't question, I just post em.

Ewan, mind if I take a peek... inquiring minds want to know.
Clean cut-check. Innocent-check. Swoon worthy? Maybe in 5 years. Sorry. I had to speak up.


Eduardo Verastegui, please don't look at me like that, I can't leave my husband for you... no matter how many times you ask me to with those smoldering eyes and those luscious lips. I will always say no. Ask me one more time...


Dennis Quaid... how do you do it? How do you have the body of a 25 year old? I want to know... but please don't tell me you only eat fish and cottage cheese and work out 8 hours a day, you'll ruin it for me. Let's just pretend that God has blessed you with those abs for us women to swoon over.


Becks... no matter how skinny your wife is, I still believe that you like girls with a little meat on their bones. Right? RIGHT?


David, I dont care if you are addicted to sex... you are so tall that I will overlook all of the negatives about your persona. Just don't speak... let us look at you.

David Boreanaz... let me help you unbotton the rest of your shirt, and then take it off. Phew.


Daughtry-look at the way he holds that microphone. Lucky microphone.

There you are! I was wondering when I would see you again... although I must admit that I like to see you with less clothing on, but I'll take the white shirt, boiling hot on you as well. Craig David, you had me at Bond... James Bond.


Look at that smile. Couldn't you just curl up on a couch with him and spend the rest of your life happy in that smile. Lordy.


Clive, don't be so angry. It is Okay... you will be able to beat those guys up that you don't like for my honor-really. I didn't mean to make you jealous-I promise. I know how you don't like to be jealous and you will rip the head off of any man that makes a move on your woman. Have mercy.

Clint Eastwood, one mean son-of-a-bitch. Hot... at any age.

So young... so hot. Imagine how hot he will be when he finishes puberty! I can't wait!


Do you know that when I went searching for a photo of Cary Grant, he was the easiest to find a naked pic of? Not that I was searching for naked pics of these men, but Cary Grant's naked pic was just there, staring back at me. Go google Cary Grant and click on the images... you'll see what I am talking about. You are welcome.


Oh Brian... tackle me! Please!


I know, I know... Brad Pitt left his cute little wife for a homewrecker like Jolie... but look at him in Fight Club. Hello tough guy... how you doin'

Yes, yes, yes, he is a louse that left normal for kinky... but he is so nice to look at. Let's at least give him that. His poor mother.

I'm sorry, what was I don't here? I can't seem to remember my own name... Antonio, you make my stomach all warm and gooey. Latin lovers are so passionate... I know this because my husband has Latin blood pulsing through his veins. Is it hot in here? I need to go take a shower...


Andrew Younghusband... I don't know who you are, but apparently someone, somewhere thinks you are swoon-worthy, and I am not about to questions another woman's swooning abilities.

Adam Arkin? Okay...

John Corbet... or as I like to refer to him as, Aiden. Why did you let Carrie leave? You would have been so good together. I am glad that you eventually found your happiness, but I really wanted you with Carrie... I really did!

Robert Redford, Paul Newman. Hello boys. Come on in... have a seat. May I sit on your lap? Thank you.

Hugh Laurie... why do you not speak in your native tongue? The American accent you do is very nice, but I prefer you as a Brit.
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And that is it... Enjoy ladies! Don't forget that you have children that you have to take care of today and a husband that needs dinner on the table. Wait... forget what I just said. There are no children and no husbands-look at the pictures again and swoon for a little while longer. Real life will take over soon enough~
Merry Christmas!


36 comments:

Paula in MN said...

Wonderful list. I of course was so busy trying to decide who to "nominate" that I never sent anything! I do have a swoon-worthy picture of Cary Grant...with my dad.

(Keri) Auburn Gal Always said...

I can't wait to show The Mighty Hunter that he is on the same list as my Harry Connick Jr!!!

Thanks!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I noticed the picture of George was missing from Mrs. Firefly's nightstand. Now I know what she was up to.

I can't get too personal, but I know the guy from Creed and he is a major douchebag. And he's about 4' tall, literally.

And not to question anyone's judgement, but isn't Toby Maguire, you know? Well, I know June has a strict don't ask, don't tell policy, but...

Out on a Limb said...

All of them are indeed swoon-worthy!

I'm late to the game, but if you do a June Cleaver Swoon-Worthy List-Part 2, I do have to recommend Kyle Chandler from Friday Night Lights. I will email you a picture...pronto.

Naomi said...

Mm mm mmmmm!!!
Thanks so much for the triple Gerard Butler! Oh man. He can just take me now!

I would also have added Damian Lewis from the show 'Life' - some yummy stuff right there. My perfect hubby. Beautiful bum and actually has a gorgeous British accent. *slobber*

And for bad boy.. Ray Stevenson from HBO's 'ROME' (also the new Punisher movie). Such an asshole, I love him so much! hehe.
Oh ya.. , baby!

Bonnie Edwards said...

This is the first time I've visited here...but thank you, thank you thank you for posting these.

You've made my holiday much brighter. (g)

I'm going to order a respirator now...I'm breathless.

Bonnie

Texa said...

I'm leaving my children ...

http://lily.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/19/rudy_reyes_mr_organic_3.jpg

annemcd said...

Thank you for that picture of Leonardo. I think I looked away before I needed to make a trip to confession.

But Dennis Quaid? He's picking his nose in that picture@!

june cleaver said...

I apologize for all of the misspelled words in this post. My spellcheck was not working and I am embarrassed by how badly I spelled some things!

I am willing to bet that you may not have noticed so much though because of the amazing amounts of eye candy.

Kathleen said...

Oh, what a nice way to skip making dinner.

I hope your hubby comes home soon... hormones are a raging :)

My brother in law got a 2 week leave from Baghdad-- great Christmas surprise for the kids! Hope yours is just as special.

Stephanie said...

June I think Jason-Shane Scott is off of soaps thank god. I found him in a CSI episode. Soaps BLEAH....but he needs to be on the big screen......yep indeedy dooo...

And aren't those piccies of Gerard B. AWESOME! Ahhhh and HE SMELLS GOOD! Trust me......

That piccie of Damon scared the crud out of me. I was like WHAT THE????ARGHHHHHHHHH!

Riann said...

That. Was. Beautiful.

TRO said...

Someone's ovulating. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Abbie said...

Ohhh God bless ya. God bless you for sandwiching me in between all those fabulously gorgeous men, it made my day. I will say it again, God bless ya. *whew*

Melissa said...

This has been so much fun! Loved reading everyones hot man lists and it's great to see pictures of all the boys! You are sassy Miss Cris!

Texa said...

The link I posted is way too HUGE to fit into the comments box. Cut and paste it into your web browser; you will not be disappointed:

http://lily.typepad.com/.shared/
image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/19/
rudy_reyes_mr_organic_3.jpg

Urban Mom said...

OMG, it IS easy to find a picture of Cary Grant naked! Who knew??? Well, except for you, of course, all-knowing Jane.

I'm all a-twitter now. Think I'll go nudge the husband....

Jennie said...

This is such a nice list. Thank you for this early Christmas gift. But where oh where is Viggo?

Anonymous said...

I had the privilege of meeting and conversing with Eduardo at a screening of Bella, and he is even more swoon-worthy in person!

Jean said...

Alright June, you made me pee my pants. You are the voice of mothers everywhere. Thanks for the list and the laughs

Anonymous said...

I couldn't lick the screen when I saw Ryan Reynolds because my Ryan was sitting beside me on the couch...:)
Love you
Claire

southernjoy said...

Wow! Impressive collection.

Is this our Christmas present from you?

Alis said...

I didn't notice a single misspelled word! ;o)~

Nicole said...

I'd more than love to share your link with all my girlfriends, however than they'd have to go to Confession! And just yesturday, I WENT to Confession...does this mean I have to go again? Oh well, it was worth it!
Might as well go check 'em out one last time..sigh! It ain't easy being a sinner!

Nicole said...

My friends are joining me for Confession:) This was just too good not to pass along!
Thanks..from all of us!!!
xoxoxoxoxo

GroovyVic said...

Eric Szmanda from CSI...yummmmmmmmy!

I only watch that show for the eye candy, which includes George Eads, William Petersen (hot), and Gary Dourdan, even though he's no longer on the show.

Rat Fink said...

I had a moment of despair...then I saw Johnny. Well done!

Stupid Fat Hobbit said...

***Yawn***
Lots of hard work I'm sure but I prefer your writing to your picture posting. *sigh*

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

momto5minnies said...

Oh thank you for this "gift".

I missed your little contest, but I certainly did enjoy all of your gatherings in this post.

MERRY CHRISTMAS CRIS!

Anonymous said...

My browser was a little slow in the upload of pictures, but I'm curious if you considered Michael Weatherly from NCIS? As Agent DiNozo, he's quite swoon-worthy :-)

Anonymous said...

My browser was a little slow in the upload of pictures, but I'm curious if you considered Michael Weatherly from NCIS? As Agent DiNozo, he's quite swoon-worthy :-)

Claire said...

OMGAWD, Chris!Of all those GORGEOUS entries, I cannot believe you forgot DAVID GARRET, only the MOST GORGEOUS hunk of violinist that ever walked God's green earth! Girl, check him out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYHXUUdgavA and http://www.david-garrett-fans.com/english/gallery_8.html

He's the class this contest needs, so what's say you let him in as a late entry? :-D

Cousin Steve said...

Not that I wasn't "swooning" over all the crap, I mean fellas you have posted here. I mean, why wouldn't I? I am a healthy heterosexual monogamist guy married to a wonderful woman.... but...... are you going to get back to posting before the end of 2008?

I need to know.

Because I am pretty sure that everyone needs a good dose of June before Carl comes home and you and him couldn't be separated with the fire departments jaws of life. I just may have to stop by and hang out with a squirt gun and spray you two when you guys start reverting back to anamalistic ways.

Jonni said...

I spit on the screen when you admitted you needed a paper bag!!! Thanks for the photos and laughs annnnnnnnnnddddddddd, oh confession, here I come.

Anonymous said...

Tennis player is Marat Safin from Russia!

Anonymous said...

I was looking for the David Boreanaz wet-shirt video and followed the image link to your page. I must say this is a nice list! It's not very often that a list like this echoes my own taste so well!!

I glanced through the comments and didn't notice that anyone identified your initial unknown fella (I forget who this is... but does it really matter. Hello sexy.) That Hello sexy is Alexis Denisof, from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". He and his wife Alyson Hannigan (also from BtVS, and currently "How I Met Your Mother") are proud new parents!