She was telling me that she was in dire need of some new boulder holders and I asked when the last time was that she bought some new pretty bras that held her up and made her look like a supermodel. Her answer? "I can't remember... I think it was that time that you went with me and then made fun of me for trying on underpants at Victoria's Secret."
Holy Underpants Batman!
That was a while ago... and I did make fun of her because who in their right mind tries on panties at the store? Let this be a lesson to you all, your mother was right when she told you to always wash your unmentionables before you wear them, I don't care if they are vacuum sealed or not.
My sister-in-law's need for new bras got me thinking, and guess what I came up with?
A GIVE-AWAY! YEAH!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
In my little hands I am holding a $50 gift certificate to Victoria's Secret and it could be yours! You just have to follow a few simple rules and who knows, you may be wearing a new bra and panties before the year is out! How fabulous is that?!
And don't think I have forgotten my male readers with this give away... I could have gone with the conversation that I was having with my brother in law about his ingrown toenail and I would be giving away a gift certificate to a podiatrist. Doesn't free bras sound so much better? I think you would agree that it is a win-win.
Here's all you have to do:
Step One: Leave a comment telling me, June Cleaver, who you think is the most swoon-worthy man out there. I don't care if it is Gerard Butler or your husband... I just want to know.
Step Two: If you have a certain picture that you like of said husband or hot movie star, email it to me. My email address is on the sidebar. Just put "hot man" in the subject line.
Step Three: Tell you friends, your mother, your crazy Aunt Helga and even your mentally unstable Uncle Rufus to come on and leave a comment for a chance to get this gift card. I am not sure what Uncle Rufus will do with a new bra, but I am sure he'll think of something.
That's it! On Sunday December 21st the contest will be closed and a winner will be chosen by some Internet random generator thingy that is just so cool that I wish I had thought of it.
On December 22 I will post every last photo that you send me. I promise... which brings me to the rules:
I have consulted with my two rule setters-the two people in my life who are constantly telling me when I am being inappropriate and therefore I thought they would be GREAT for this job. My daughter and her best friend Morgan (I wish these girls would act like teenagers sometimes! Sheesh). Anyway they said that I could not have anyone send me NUDE or NEKID photos of celebrities (or at least I won't post the naked pics... you can still send them to me... )
What is that you say Hope? No, I did not just tell people that they could send me naked pictures! What kind of mother do you think I am?
Anyway, I guess I have to reiterate that I do not want to see naked pictures of Gerard Butler or Christian Bale (I already have naked pics of Matthew McConaughey but I ashamed of myself, really I am.)
So there you have it... if no one comments then I will just go buy myself something at Victoria's Secret. They have all kinds of stuff I'm sure my husband would appreciate on the floor. (Good Lord that man needs to come home!)
Oh, I almost forgot--I don't care how many times you comment, just remember to give me a hot man in my inbox and everyone is happy... the more men, the better the blog on Dec. 22. If any of you know Stephanie, she will be commenting at least 75,000 times and that means her chances are pretty great to getting a new bra-so do as the Democrats do... vote often. (Oh relax my Democratic friends... I am just playing.)
You have 5 days people! Have fun!