12.18.2008

Reality Hits The Six-Pack...

You know, so many of you are telling me that your hubby is the one and only piece of man that you swoon over. I swoon over my husband on a daily basis... he is extremely swoon-worthy, but I am also a realist. My wonderful friend Lori sent me this today:


A man and a woman who had never met before, & were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.Though initially embarrassed & uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk &she in the lower.

At 1 AM, the man leaned down & gently woke the woman saying,'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching into the closet to get me another blanket? I'm awfully cold.

"I have a better idea,' she replied with a twinkle in her eye. 'Just
for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'


His eyebrows went up and he smiled, 'That's a great idea!'

'Good', she replied. 'Get your own freaking blanket.'


After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

Ain't it the truth girls? Ain't it the truth... and if you knew Mike--the man that belongs to Lori, you would be laughing your skinny little tushes off right now.

Don't forget to vote! If you look at the comments for the Victoria's Secret give away, you will see that the Stupid Fat Hobbit has no shame whatsoever and has commented so many times that he may just be heading off to Victoria's Secret for the After-Christmas sales! Don' let a MAN win ladies!!!

6 comments:

Noob Mommy said...

Funny one! Did he also press his frozen appendages onto her warm stomach as a way to steal her warmth?

Lisa said...

My husband always says I don't have much of a sense of humor. Not much brings a chuckle to me, but this did. I am sending him to your blog to read it.

SabrinaT said...

LOL!~ I read this to my husband, he just rolled his eyes... I am still laughing my butt off...

Jess said...

Carl was on wowt with his message home this morning and there was even a bonus one...one at 5:13 and one at 5:19 am.

Stupid Fat Hobbit said...

June you ignorant slut! How could you be such a sexist pig. First you lie about why you look at sexy men then you try to keep me from winning the contest.

I feel so, so, so...used! I think I need a hug and some hot chocolate.

Mary Poppins NOT said...

Thanks for the laugh. At 7 months pregnant, free lingerie holds absolutely no appeal for me, but I DO appreciate all the opportunities for a good belly laugh over here, and when I say belly, I do mean belly!