First up is my biggest fan. I have it on good authority that Matthew actually reads my blog-my cousin Steve told me so, and he knows all kinds of useless crap. Take a moment and soak him in ladies. Take a look at the winter beard he is sporting... not many men can look like a lumber jack and Adonis all at the same time and pull it off so perfectly. He gets 9 out of 10 swoons and an appreciative sigh.
Next up are these beef cakes... if you remember, I actually know someone in this picture. Millsy-he is the one with the-oh never mind. Anyway, I thought they would have to come next considering the high standard that Mr. McConaughey up there set. Millsy and his friends get 7 swoons and a wink.
Next up we have Brian Urlacher, who has a category all his own in my book. Oh Brian, you are the reason why I know how many downs in a quarter... or whatever. Look at that angry look-mm mm mm, I just love a man who gets to actually BE a man. He gets 9 swoons as well, I just can't help myself.
I can't even speak of this photo... but it needs to be said that it keeps me up at night. Is it hot in here or do I just need to set my oven to roast?
Have you seen the uniforms that Nike made for the Go Army Beat Navy/Go Navy Beat Army men? Jesus, Mary, and Joseph... I have to go to confession! 6 Swoons combined only because watching college football makes me think of all of the players mothers in the stands bursting with tears of pride over their boy out there on the field. I am so old... If I weren't so attracted to middle-aged men I would give these guys 10 Swoons easily. Mercy.
How did he get in here? I think my computer has a virus...
What do you think of this? 9.5 Swoons easily. Any man who drives one of these is Swoon-worthy, I don't care how much of a beer belly they have hanging over the gas tank.
Let's talk flight suits shall we ladies? This cupcake gets 8 Swoons and a lot of oohs and aahs as he flies over head.
Remember these guys? All real men and all extremely Swoon worthy... if I added up all of the Swoons we would be here all day. You know what I love the most about a man in a flight suit? The combat boots... I can't get over those boots. You know what they say about big boots. A-hem.
Big time Swoon here... the fact that he is a hero gives him so many Swoons that I would have to borrow some from my neighbor! Doesn't he just look freakin' cool? He had an overwhelming amount of votes to make this list. Hoorah!
Now would you just look at this honey? I don't know who his wife is but I bet she is HOT! She would have to be to keep up with him. 10 Swoons and a little giggle for this guy. He looks a little sad though doesn't he? This picture must have been taken right after saying good-bye to his family heading off to go on the hunt. Don't let the sly smile and the incredible cheek bones fool you-he can be cocky and arrogant--just the way I like em'