This morning I woke up earlier than usual. I was able to not only shower, but I dried my hair... with an actual hair dryer. I was able to pick out an outfit to wear... and not the usual jeans and sweatshirt. I was able to put make up on... more than just a wave or seven of mascara. I was able to curl my hair... which took so long that now I know why I stopped and I was even able to brush my teeth before lunch!
My son walked down and saw me in the kitchen making omelets and looking all supermodel-ish and he said to me...
"Who are you pretending to be for Halloween mom?"
Your worst nightmare kid... your worst nightmare~!