10.21.2007

Deep Thoughts With June Cleaver...

IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES...

WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

5 comments:

Sister Mary Martha said...

Here's some help with that question:
http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mevolution.html

Anonymous said...

WikiAnswer version


http://wiki.answers.com/Q/If_people_evolved_from_apes_why_are_there_still_apes

Anonymous said...

The ultimate creation; man (adam)was lonely...so, another ultimate creation was conceived; eve (aka red delicious). These models were created for the creators pleasure.

Just as soon as the new models were acclamated to their enviorment, they were cavorting about the garden, eating the apples, punching holes in the sheet rock, creating havoc with the peace and quiet, and were evicted. These new models were a lot of trouble...The answer is...

Mans' refusal to recognise the significance of his creation is not pleasing.
but, at least we can still smile at the monkeys and the apes.

The Redneck Princess said...

I know! And, have you ever thought about if all living things REALLY derived from a single cell organism - aka mold - are we going to open our fridges one day to find a monkey in there? YICKS!
HE HE HE! I see some major holes in the theory of the evolutionists - but, just to be safe, I better clean out my fridge! HA!
-Heather

Clay Potts said...

Leave it to Godless liberals to conjure up a dopey theory like evolution, where our 'nearest ape cousin' is a naked, grunting creature that throws his feces at others. Check out evofraud.com and the upcoming movie expelled for resources that make a monkey out of evolution.

You're bound to go ape over them. Ha, ha!! I'm here all week folks, so tip your waitresses.