Seen, Heard, and Made Up...

Ahhhh, Friday. Wait-my kids are home from school. Dang.

I tried to sleep in but was up at 6:45am which is the exact time that I have set my alarm for every mother loving day of this school year and the moment that alarm went off I would moan, cry, curse and hit the snooze button until I finally jumped out of bed at 7:05am with my hair on fire screaming at everyone to get moving because we only had 15 minutes to get out of the house!

But today-the first day to sleep in... I wake up at the alarm time.

God must just sit up in heaven and laugh his ass off at me.

In my free time I started perusing the news articles for you-because I know how difficult it can be to get to the news everyday so I thought I would give you the most pressing issues of the day... like this one.

Robert "he loves me" Pattinson somehow got cornered into having to give a fan a kiss on the cheek for charity.

Really? $55,000? Wow... no wonder men everywhere hate him. Would I pay that much for a kiss on the cheek? Uhm, no. Now, if he was willing to be locked in a room in the basement of my house for a year to be at my disposal... well that is a different story.

Now, I am sure none of you saw this, or heard about this, or will even know who I am about to tell you about, but it seems that a reality television show couple are coming back for another season.

The kicker-they have 8 kids (no-they aren't Catholic)... oh, and they may or may not have cheated on each other (because you know-you have LOADS of extra time when you have 8 kids running around and television cameras recording your every move).

Do you know who I am talking about? Hmmmm.... some Jon and Kate or Fred and Wilma or is it
Heathcliff and Claire-I am not sure. I have never heard of them before-honest Abe.

What is up with this people? Seriously? Who gives a rip? I don't-that is why I am posting it on my blog.

Why do we find other people's lives so interesting? I personally find my own life interesting and if the six-pack knew a fraction of the crap that is going on around here--well we would have had a reality television show ages ago... but you don't need to know about my drama--you probably wouldn't like me much if you knew the truth anyway (because it is much like the truth in all of your lives), and the media would have a FIELD DAY with me.

You can take that to the bank baby.

Is the Pope on Facebook?

Hmmmm... I tried facebook and I sorta liked it, but deactivated my account because I realized that I could care less what a "friend" from high school who I have not talked to in 20 years because she stole my boyfriend Sophomore year (because she would what I wouldn't) is doing at 9pm on a Monday night. I mean, how is it affecting my day seeing that she was getting ready to pop some popcorn and watch a movie with her second husband (her first husband was the boyfriend she stole from me-nice to see how that worked out for her).

Facebook apparently made me bitter-so I left. I am sure they do not miss me.

But-now that the Pope is on Facebook I have been thinking that I should check it out again. Do I want to know that the Pope is popping popcorn on a Monday night and getting ready to say the rosary for the 17th time that day? Maybe.

And last-but certainly not least... I saw this.

WTF Jimmy?

Now, I am from Chicago-so I am a true Bears fan. I would never... NEVER trade my jersey for a second let alone a day!

Brian and I agree... The Steelers can keep him. Just ask me how I feel about Michael Jordan after he said he would never play for another team but Chicago, and then he came out of retirement and played for someone else-I don't even remember who because the moment he crossed that line I forgot all about him. I am wired that way-burn me and I will toss you away... you will be dead to me. Dead.

But that is all I am going to say about that because I don't talk politics here on the Six-Pack.

Excuse me while I go punch a hole in the wall.

Alright folks-that is it! Consider yourselves caught up in the happenings of the world we live in. Maybe next week I'll throw some things in there that will edjumacate us... but you have to consider my sources (the media) so I don't know how that will happen.

Enjoy your Friday!
Oh... and I almost forgot~


Anonymous said...

Funny how we don't want to get up with the alarm on a weekday but get up without it on a weekend.
I always had to wake the kids for school, but never for Saturday morning cartoons. Yes, those were the days. Summer is great for relaxed schedules and imprompto trips to Target...have fun.
My neighbor always marveled at how I could get out of the house with the kids so early in the day.
The reason...she had to have her house "realtor ready" and mine was just "in order" Enjoy those Cleaver Kids.
Aunt Barbara

That Girl said...

perfect ending!

Melissa said...

Go Navy!
Hey, does he wear a flight suit, too? That would be a pretty picture!

FLYNAVY said...

Miss Cleaver,
Would bet a weeks pay u enjoy every minute the kids r home this summer. A close 2nd to marrying wonder woman, my kids r the best thing I've every done.
Still trying to figure out a 24 hr window to try yesterdays loaded beer, maybe Sunday morning before I go to church if I'm off, will be sure to tell the good Rev it was your idea.
Will see what I got in the way of flt suits pics [a gazillion or 2].
U guys have a good Memorial Day holiday, xpecting to go see a few buddies in Section 60 & take the kids fishing some.

Uptown Girl said...

Such an informative post. Muchas gracias.
I for one love Facebook. Try and look at it more as a place to see how gross looking all your former crushes have become! Its the best. It really truly is.

Sara said...

Ugh, I can't stand that Kate woman. She's so eff'in mean to her husband. If the tables were turned and he treated her like shit, I seriously doubt the show would have so many fans. I hope he goes off and finds a nice girl who can appreciate him.

powdergirl said...

How delightful, Madam Cleaver!
Sara, I hear ya, but I think if John could just contrive to look a little bit more like FlyNavy, Kate would be too busy humping his leg (or any other part of him she could get her naughty bits latched on to) to be so damn mean all the time.
Just a thought.

june "this is not a meat market" cleaver said...

Okay Buzz... you heard the ladies. I need a flight suit pic for next Friday.

Simmer down now ladies... simmer down.

Alicia said...

June, I find your life fascinating, which is why I am always coming back for more. This may also indicate that I a creepy and pathetic. But who cares right?! Right?

Anyway, I've been thinking of titles for your reality TV show. Because I'm pathetic like that, 'member? So, how about "June & The Swoon" or "June + Kids = A 6-Pack" or "June! She Will F@&# You Up!"

Ok. I'm fresh out of patheticness. Moving on.....

FLYNAVY said...

Miss Cleaver,
Yes ma'am. ?How bout a coupla movies? & can I get a skrit/note from you to meet this mean man hating leg humping Kate person [PowderGirl sounds like Ossifer material]. Worked so well with Jenifer, haha. Crash & burned. Hope u survived day 1, Miss Cleaver held captive.



Floyd R. Turbo said...

Come on June... if the Pope can waste time on Facebook -- who are you to say "No"? Maybe I'll go over and see if the Pope wants to play Mob Wars with me.

blogbrarian said...

Did you ever get through an entire episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8? It's so damn BORING that I couldn't. My 13 year old loves it - go figure. Facebook, on the other hand, is kinda fun. Did you know that you could post your blog there? Not only could your friends read your posts, you could rivet them with your blog. Maybe the Pope could read about June Cleaver and her family too. Could be the start of something big...

powdergirl said...

Dear June"if this is not a meat market, why all the beef?" Cleaver.
I am vehemently opposed to putting clothing on the mascot!
Even if it is a flight suit.

june "ok, you are right" cleaver said...

hahaha... Powder, you crack me up baby.

powdergirl said...

Hah, it's mutual, believe me!
Have fabulous Memorial Day Long WE.

warren said...

Facebook sucks for old friends...but I know I love to hear what my new friends (who are too busy to call me on a Friday night) are doing on a Friday night! I love facebook!

I also love Obama in a Steeler's jersey too though...I am a good PA boy afterall!

june "2012" cleaver said...

Warren... you there in PA can have him.


rita said...

My alarm doesn't go off until 6:05, but I wake up every morning at 5:40. Grrrr.

I also dislike Facebook. There is no freaking way I'd put my blog on Facebook. I don't even tell my coworkers I'm on there, and I certainly don't want them to know I have a blog!

I like you people better anyway.

Whatever it is that you're going through, know that I love you.

And, seriously, google images for New Moon movie Italy Rob Pattison. Look for the photos of him with his shirt off. *fans self*