But, I always try to make everyone happy.
It is a vice of mine.
So I try my darndest to find the best Swoon pics out there... but EVERY MOTHER LOVING MONDAY there is someone who is not happy.
"That swoon was wonderful June... but could you maybe read my mind next time and put so-and-so on there?"
"WTF June! Where in God's great earth is so-and-so? I can't believe you forgot them!"
The nerve of me.
Yesterday I was in a bad mood-I mean, it was one of those bad moods that make children, small animals and men run in the other direction when they see me coming.
It was so bad, that I was "shuush'd" by my yoga instructor on more than one occasion because I was mumbling to myself about "life" and "crap" and "who does he think he is?" and "who needs clean underpants anyway." type of things.
I had a really bad muscle ache in my upper back as well that made me even more pissed off. The nerve of my body to declare war on my mind by starting my menstrual cycle AND having a pulled muscle that made is hard for me to breathe.
Sure that pulled muscle may or may not have come from a fall that I may or may not have had this past weekend at a bar where I may or may not have had Southern Comfort shots with Coke chasers (4 or 5 of em) but that is irrelevant.
Anyway, I come home to be greeted by my little cyber blogging friend Soliloquy telling me that I have LOST MY EDGE because I missed out on Wentworth Miller.... and then Warren said he would become GAY for Wentworth Miller! Holy Don't-Ask-Don't-Tell Batman!
So here... just because I love you and I have not lost my edge-I give you two whiners Wentworth (what mother names their kid Wentworth?) I admit... he is kinda cute-in a freakin' hot kind of way.
And Aunt Barb had issue with the fact that Daughtry was not on the list... but he made it last week and I try not to duplicate two weeks in a row (unless you are Matthew McConaughey, Bruce Willis, Gerard Butler, or Robert "he loves me" Pattinson)
But since I love my Aunt Barb and she always looks at me and smiles in a way that makes me feel all warm, fuzzy and loved, I will give her a little Daughtry to make her smile.
That's the kind of girl I am.
Nice... but with a freakin' edge, so in the future, if you do not like the Monday Swoon-by all means let me know about it. It will give me something to bitch and moan about and we all know that if I don't have something to bitch and moan about-well, I just ain't havin' any fun then am I?
And "Southern MN Gal" since you were so sweet to thank me for the bald Edward Norton-and you did mention that it was your BIRTHDAY... no one gets by the Six-Pack on their birthday without a little present from me.
Enjoy! Nothing like a bald man in the middle of the street in his boxers wielding a gun. Just makes you all happy inside doesn't it?