I Swooned So Hard I Think I May Have Pulled Something...

I realize that Monday is half way over and I have yet to get to the Monday Swoon. I apologize-but I have been thinking long and hard about this swoon, especially since Jenny mentioned the eschewing of shampoo in some swoonworthy men.
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I understand that-Robert Pattinson does look like he needs to wash his hair from time to time... but sometimes a dirty boy is the best kind to have. A-hem.

And since it is spring, I have been thinking of another kind a swoon. A mechanical swoon actually-oh, now... don't go there. Not what I am talking about. Sheesh. I am talking about the amount of motorcycles I have seen on the roads since the weather broke and I was able to dig out my flip flops and shorts.

So for today's swoon, I thought I would go both ways-bald men and motorcycles. Men with clean scalps and dirty minds and motorcycles with greasy engines and dirty riders.

Phew.

Enjoy ladies-let the bad girl in you out... you know you want to hop on the back of a bike and just ride off into the sunset.

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I don't know who he is... but dayum.

Let's start the bald man swoon off with my favorite bald man shall we? Oh Bruce, you had me at yippee ki yay mother f$%#&^!

Jason Stratham... not 100% bald but we will let him in on today's Swoon for the simple fact that he is Bri-ish and Hot.

And... if you have not seen the movie Crank, well I suggest you go buy yourself a six-pack, order a pizza and rent this flik. It is fast-paced awesome. Before you know it the movie will be over, the beer will be gone and you will have eaten all of a pizza and say to yourself, "What just happened here?" Jason Stratham is what happened... oh yea.

Edward Norton... I know-but just look at him.

I don't know if it is the bald head, the scowl or the prison bars behind him that makes me swoon so much. Admit it-a hot man in prison can be secretly swoony.... shhhhhhh.

I have never been sure if I liked Billy Zane or not. He sometimes freaks me out-and is a little "off" on certain things--but that is one smooth head he has there....

And this photog reminds me that I don't really give a crap if they are weird or "off" because HELLO... it is all about the swoon, not a lifelong commitment. (Six-Pack disclosure)

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Ahhh Vin, dear sweet stupid Vin. We know you are stupid, I am sorry to say it... but honey, you are, but you are HOT, so we forgive you. But, sometimes it is hard to forgive a man for being stupid-I mean, what would we TALK ABOUT?

Who gives a crap what we would talk about.... what were we talking about anyway? I mean seriously... I am at a loss for words, and I am not sure I could even read a picture book right now. My brain is mush and I like it... that is right... I LIKE IT!

And to close out this Monday's Swoon, we are going to have these dirty boys growl past us making the road vibrate all the way up our bodies. Yep. Bring it on baby. Rev those engines for the Six-Pack.

Mercy.