Intro To Monday Swoon...

Yes, I did remember the Monday Swoon... but I have not been able to get in front of this here computer in a while-but I promise that I have a swoon coming-it may be a Tuesday Swoon, but as God is my witness... there will be a Swoon.

But in the meantime... I'll give you this funny little story, courtesy of my friend Lori-who always finds the funny stuff in life:

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the> father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery??"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher".

Oh Mercy! Relax-just laugh at it... don't tsk and say "I can't believe June just said that!"



TheSeeker said...

It's okay, June--we still think you're awesome ^_^
*gives you a quick swoon*




Kristina said...

Besides, that was hilarious!

Andrea Z. said...


If you don't have a theme yet, how about a bad-boy theme for the monday(tuesday) swoon. Just something about bad boys to make you all.....well, you know.

powdergirl said...

Good one J.C. thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...

Did you hear about the chocolate bunny that didn't have a tail and the other chocolate bunny whose ears were missing...
First bunny, "My butt hurts!"
Second bunny, "What"
Just a little Easter humor for ya!
Aunt Barbara

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She's looking for Twilight fans. Go meet Edward!! LOL

Christine said...

tsk tsk tsk...

I think it is hilarious!

Rebecca said...

LOL! Thanks for the laugh =D