Apples... Damn Straight!

Some more words of wisdom from my friend Lori-the queen of wisdom.


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Some men just don’t have the strength to climb for the good apples at the top, and others are just too lazy.

Some are so hungry for any apple that they settle for the ones that aren’t as good, but are easy to get.

The apples at top think there is something wrong with them, but in reality they are the most amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man, one who is brave enough to climb to the top of the tree.


(Keri) Auburn Gal Always said...

The Mighty Hunter is also NOT afraid of heights!

I can safely assume that an Air Force pilot is not afraid of heights.


Mrs. Pickles said...

That is AWESOME! I'm filing that one away for when my daughters hit dating age.

Lori said...

It's actually great for sons hitting dating age, too! :-)

Anonymous said...

...and single moms! ;-)

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Fat the whuck was that?! How about most single men are not looking for long term commitments and will take any apple they can get? Women! Yeesh! You keep giving us much more credit than we deserve. Stop trying to figure us out. When we do something you don't understand ask yourselves what a moron would do in the same situation and compare it to what you've just seen a man do and you'll start to recognize the parallels.

june cleaver said...

entering the six-pack... looking around... wondering if that really was Uncle Rufus that came in and called men morons.

Hmmm... I think I may have entered the Twilight Zone.


Maria Grace said...

I'm gonna share this with all my friends... I just may blog about it. Between the post and Mr. Firefly's comment I'm feeling a little better about myself today :)
happy friday!

june cleaver said...

Maria-you are on the tip top my dear... TIP TOP! I know this because there is a special branch at the top for all six-packers. We are a blessed bunch.

lvschant said...

OK... but you forgot the part about what type of fruit are men... They are grapes. And they need a lot of stomping and mashing and filtering and fermented before they are acceptable for the table.

lvschant said...

oops... to be fermented... pardon my grammatical errors. heh