I Understand Blonde Jokes...

A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"

The clerk says, "What denomination?"

The blonde says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."


Michelle said...

Wow. Did she have to use a calculater to add those numbers up?

Helloooooo? Am I the only one laughing here?

Seriously, blonde jokes are like Irish jokes or Polish jokes - only funny if they are told by their own kind. I DO consider myself blonde.

Stina said...


People always wonder where my daughter's (dark) blonde hair comes from. I was blonde for several years in my childhood. I guess if they knew me well enough it would be obvious.

Momto5Minnies said...

LOL ... I was thinking of the same thing. How did she break down and get 50 just like that!

Devin said...

Pffffttt! I resemble that remark:-)

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