I have figured out my list of demands:
- Oprah needs to call me. I have mentioned her name several times on this blog and she has yet to compensate me.
- Britney Spears owes me money too... but that was for a dance I did on MTV with her.
- Bill Gates owes me a few posts due to Microsoft errors that have caused perfectly good and brilliant moments of clarity to be lost forever.
That is all... I will see you rot in hell before I bow down to the demands of the blog world.
Oh who am I kidding... I will be back tomorrow. I have too much to do today (laundry, dishes, dusting, toilet scrubbing.)
You know what, scratch everything I said. I just want someone to teach my children how to put their shoes in the closet instead of in front of the door so that I trip and fall each and every mother loving time I walk in this house. I will write forever if you can give me that.
See you at the negotiations table my friend.