11.01.2007

Only The Strong Will Survive...

My kids weighed their Halloween bags this morning. They each received about 5 lbs. in candy.

If I were to eat all 5 lbs. of that candy I would somehow fall into a deep deep coma and gain 25 lbs.

If my children eat all 5 lbs. of that candy (and believe me, they will) they will be so hyper that they'll run around and bounce up and down and sing silly songs constantly and will ultimately end up losing 3 lbs.

Yet another blow to my dieting psyche.

4 comments:

Momto5Minnies said...

Someday they will be adults and all that candy will go to their thighs.

Someday ...

Marva said...

Yeah? I can one-up you, my friend! I can just LOOK at the candy and it magically appears on my backside, my thighs...

Kasia said...

I don't even have to look at it. I just have to know it exists.

Man...I think another glob of fat just appeared on my butt...

+JMJ+ said...

Shamefully, 20 lbs and 4 kids....