Why do babies wake up at 4am ready to play and be adorable?
Why do 12 year old girls leave wet towels hidden in their closet on the floor when their hamper is 2 feet away... and the bathroom is 10 feet away?
Why do 9 year old boys put on dirty boxers after they have just taken a shower?
Why do 4 year old girls think it is appropriate to wake mommy up by hitting her on the head a few times?
Why do men think their mothers are the best cooks ever? I mean, I believe that I am a better cook than my mother... why can't he just come over from the dark side and admit that I am better than his mother? Sheesh.