In just a few short hours, my mother in law will be descending upon my house. I do not know how my posts will be for the next few days... seeing as I will probably be inebriated.

I just want to add this disclaimer to my blog:

Anything June says (especially after her 9 a.m. cocktail) cannot be used against her in a court of law. So help her God.


Momto5Minnies said...

I look forward to any words (coherent or not). Hopefully the week will pass by quickly ;)

Jen M. said...

But you must post while drunk! And tell stories on you MIL. That's half the fun ;)

chestertonian said...

What to drink? What to drink? Beer? Wine? Teh hard stuff? I say, beer with breakfast (it goes great with bacon and eggs), liquor in the afternoon, and wine in the evenings.

Cigarettes constantly.

Mary Poppins NOT said...

Oh sheesh, that music freaked me out. I forgot you had music on the blog, and I am quietly reading along, and notice my heart rate increasing. Finally I think "what is that noise". Really, June, a little warning would be nice.

M2 said...

Margarita recipe to solve your problems...or at least make them laughable and painless:

1 6oz Can Frozen Minute Maid Limeade
1 Cup Clear Tequila (any brand and eliminates the hangover effects of gold tequila)
1/4 Cup Triple Sec
2 TBSP Lemon Juice (the real stuff)
1/2 Cup of Water

Fill blender with ice and blend until reaching desired consistency.

Flavorful twist if desired: add 1 shot of Amaretto to each margarita glass and stir;

Remember...with any in-laws, you're not family, just a relative.

Cris said...

Mary Pop... now you know how my MIL makes me feel.

Terry Nelson said...