I'm sorry, but I do not have time to post today because it is a very busy day here at the Six-Pack.
First, in honor of Valentine's Day I dressed in black.
Second, I received flowers today, but I am not sure they are from my husband as they did not come C.O.D. and there were carnations in the arrangement. Everyone knows--especially my husband that carnations are not flowers. PLUS, the card was signed "Ward" so really... it could have been anyone, considering the flower guy had to call my house and check on my correct address as the flower giver gave him the incorrect one. Surely my husband knows where I live right? RIGHT?
Third, I am heading out to dinner with my little Valentines. We are going somewhere fancy and I have to brush my teeth even before we leave the house... trying to beat the rush at Red Robin.
Fourth, I have been invited to go to a movie tonight. My date is seriously good looking, and he has even offered to pay! He is taking me to see Paul Blart Mall Cop. I tell ya, the girl who gets him in the future is going to have one hell of a man... and I will be sure to remind her of that every chance I get so she will say things to him like "IT IS YOUR MOTHER'S FAULT WHY YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CLEAN A TOILET!"
Fifth, I have a date sometime tonight between 9:30 and midnight. I will have to sit in front of my computer for two and a half hours waiting for my husband to Skye in. Once we see each other, the chances of getting knocked off-line no less than 100 times is great... but that is what you do for love, and I must see my Valentine today or my heart will break in a million little pieces and I don't know if I could take that... and I don't know if my husband could take another week of my attitude considering Valentine's Day is landing on the last day of my PMS week.
Which may explain the carnations.
Anyway... Happy Valentine's Day to you all! Remember what the Irish say, "A man is a man when his woman is a woman." I don't know what the hell that means, but it sounds really good doesn't it?