1.15.2008

Don't Break My Heart...

My Ken Paves Home Shopping Network hair came in the mail today... let's just say that I look nothing like Jessica Simpson. I look more like Billy Ray Cyrus when he had a mullet. Needless to say, I will be returning my hair.

*Big Sigh*

7 comments:

Mama DB said...

No returning before pictures, Cris!

Beth said...

You have to model it for us before it goes back! Your fans are waiting!

Cris said...

Uhmmm, let me think... HELL NO! Sorry, there will be no pictures. I can't pimp myself out there like that! Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

Business in the front, party in the back! Woo hoo, rock on. Pictures pictures please!!!

Kasia said...

What if you had some Stoli first?

Abbie said...

How about a few Heinis first?? Puhhleeease?? We have been patiently waiting, because you know all of us secretly wish we had the balls to order the hair ourselves, so we have to live through you a bit. Just show us the freaking hair!!

Maggie-beth said...

I was afraid those suckers sounded too good to be true - but I'm really sorry that for once I was right. Pictures WOULD be fun, not to mention leverage if the Pave people don't want to return your money ; )