Emma: "My tummy hurts."
Me: "You just have to let a big fart out..."
Emma:
Me: "Well you better hurry up and do it in the car..."
Emma:
Sitting in the car with Aaron at a stop light-
Aaron: "What is that smell?!"
Me: "What smell?"
Aaron: "It smells like sweaty socks and poop."
Me:
Aaron:
Me: "Gross"
Aaron: "I must have knelt in something yesterday when I was playing."
Me: "Take them off as soon as we get home!"
Three hours later...
Me: "Aaron! You still have those poo pants on!"
Aaron: "It doesn't smell that bad anymore."
If I hadn't been there... I would never guess they were related.
10 comments:
LOL - that's the funniest thing I have heard today. It's funny cause it's true...;-)
Ain't it the truth!! My 10yo daughter changes clothes a minimum of 3X/day. My 15yo son brings down three weeks worth of laundry, with only 3 pairs of underwear! Ewwww. . .
Thanks for a good laugh. I needed that after my kids woke us up at 6:30. How old do they have to be before they'll SLEEP IN on the weekend???
with three boys and one girl--man can I relate...that and somebody is always using my shirt as a dishcloth
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This will be an interesting relationship to follow. What's a little poo among family?
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Oh. It is my pants...
I couldn't hold it in anymore, I fell out of the chair and started laughing right then.
Thank you.
I've been reading this post for four days.I would have commented sooner but I couldn't stop laughing. I'm.Still.Laughing ;p
If Emma does in fact fart like a man, she's gonna have to get over that farting at school thing...
ROFL. This is motherhood, eh?
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