Emma: "My tummy hurts."
Me: "You just have to let a big fart out..."
Me: "Well you better hurry up and do it in the car..."
Sitting in the car with Aaron at a stop light-
Aaron: "What is that smell?!"
Me: "What smell?"
Aaron: "It smells like sweaty socks and poop."
Aaron: "I must have knelt in something yesterday when I was playing."
Me: "Take them off as soon as we get home!"
Three hours later...
Me: "Aaron! You still have those poo pants on!"
Aaron: "It doesn't smell that bad anymore."
If I hadn't been there... I would never guess they were related.