12.10.2007

Buy Yourself A Gift...

If you do not own one of these, I highly recommend you rushing to the nearest store and purchasing one-do not stop at red lights, do not wait for little old ladies in crosswalks. Go as fast as your little feet will carry you.

It is orgasmic.

That is all I am going to say...

3 comments:

Devin said...

Oh. My. Gawd. I already need a cigarette...and I don't smoke.

Shannon said...

I hate to ruin the party, but wait until you try to clean this monster.LMBO O;)

Shauna Loves Chocolate said...

You're in big trouble for suggesting this, Cris. My thighs will never forgive you. :)