- Husbands who are deployed.
- Children.
- Having to talk to people in general.
- The bathroom scale.
- Mirrors.
- My hair... I think I may just cut it all off the next time I am PMSing.
- People who drive on the same road as me.
- Telemarketers.
- People who are happy for no apparent reason.
- Diets
Things That Go Well With PMS:
- Potato chips
- Bread.
- Chocolate.
- Sad Movies (I recommend Steel Magnolias)
- All of the food in your pantry, cupboards and fridge.
- Did I mention bread?
- Screaming at the top of my lungs... my mother used to yell "GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!"
- I said bread right?
- Locking yourself in the bathroom for no less then 30 minutes.
- Crying... crying is really really good for PMS. Crying while you are eating bread is even better.
11 comments:
Locked myself in the bathroom for a crying session today, but a little hand started knocking before I'd even gone through one tissue.
Love this post! I can so relate. Got any bread? The commissary was out this week! :)
Back when I had raging PMS, I would have agreed with all of this. A deployed husband would have been the icing on the cake. Fortunately, I had a good friend who would miraculously call me and pray with me and take my kids!
I hope you feel better soon!
I'm totally with you - as I am PMSing as well. Another thing that doesn't go with PMS...husbands who like to make stupid comments. Yeah, add that to the list! ha!
Do be careful: I have cut my hair off while PMSing! Well, not all the way off, but much shorter than I normally would! My hair was just so annoying, it was the last straw. :)
I can definitely relate ... Hang in there! It will get better.
Hang in there! Good thing about PMS, it goes away... for a while...
And, I thought I was the only person who screams out "God Bless America!" and not during the pledge.
I'm so lucky that I hardly ever have any issues when PMS'ing. Chocolate does help but then again, it helps with everything.
What the heck am I talking about; I'm a man! I don't relate, I contribute to the problem. Did you try wine? Wine fixes a lot of things for me. I really like the Sutter Home White Merlot, it goes with everything (I would guess PMS as well) and I get a buzz without a headache. I blogged once about Jagermeister, do you need to go back and read that one again? I can pretty much guarantee that Jagermeister will allow you to enjoy your PMS'ing though you might have to try more than one application...I'm just saying.
Why PMS God ? What were you thinking, like life isn't hard enough. I wonder what women during the praire times ate?
Chocolate wasn't accessable to them , or most people until the very late 1800's
Bread & ICABINbutter, chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream with chocolate jimmies, diet coke, and a good movie- I HEAR YA!
I just read this to my husband because it is SO funny. I'm 30 weeks pregnant and can relate completely to the hormonal craziness. Thanks for the laugh!!!!
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