2.19.2008

Congratulations... It's A 7lb 2 oz Terd.

Today Emma came running into the room and said to me: "Momma? Do babies come out of your butt?"

Me: "What? What are they teaching you at this preschool of yours?"

Emma: "Do babies come out of your butt? [panic] Did I come out of your butt?"

Me: "No Emma, babies do not come out of your butt. They come out of a special place that God made."

{silent contemplation}

Me: "But you are a little shit sometimes."

10 comments:

Momto5Minnies said...

I think that whole "area" is a butt ... LOL! My husband would laugh at my "area" terminology. I probably need to be a big girl and use the proper words (blushing).

I probably would have said "doodie head". I'm just too much of a goody goody to say the "s" word.

Mama DB said...

Girl, I so admire your parenting style. I'm still giggling.

Kasia said...

Oh NO YOU DIDN'T!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh, my...going to be giggling over that one for days...

Bekah said...

My 4 year old daughter knew that her baby brother was going to be coming out of my "privates" when he was born. She has since learned the proper words, but doesn't use them.

Mrs Marcos said...

Awesome parenting...as always! :)

KayleighJeanne said...

In elementary school one of my friends insisted she had been born out of her mother's armpit. I believed it until I turned 14.

Anonymous said...

Kayleighjeane,
HAHA! I think I've met someone who must have come out of the mother's armpit!
Aunt Barbara

robin said...

I don't comment very often since I read off google reader at school and of course all blogger blogs are restricted. Why the administration doesn't trust teachers with a computer is beyond me...

I digress. I just laughed coffee out of my nose over this. It hurt, but not as bad as when I laugh Diet Coke out of my nose.

Sheri said...

Great blog. I look forward to visiting you again. :)

A Simple Sinner said...

I guess as long as you didn't drop trau and show her...