Saturday night Carl and I went to a slogan t-shirt party.
There were some really funny ones there-none that I can repeat here because my mother reads my blog. I would have to explain them all to her and then they wouldn't be funny anymore. Kind of like the time I told her a joke that involved KY Jelly. She laughed and laughed and then said "What is KY Jelly?"
My favorite t-shirt said "Brown Chicken... Brown Cow"
Keep saying it over and over again and then toss in a 1970's porn theme music in the background. You will be singing "brown chicken brown cow" all day long.