For the record, since today is Cinco De Mayo I was going to post this entire post in Spanish, but since I only know curse words in Spanish I didn't get very far...
Today we went bowling... at Bolling Air Force Base. How do you like that? Bowling at Bolling.
While there I chatted with a fellow blogger and friend Marva. Go check her out at http://marvassanitycheck.blogspot.com/
Marva and I were not bowling while at Bolling. I was not bowling at Bolling because of a few reasons, #1 I was not drunk, #2 I was with my children and I didn't want to embarrass my thirteen year old with my "SuperStar" dance that I must showcase after each of my bowling attempts, and #3 I did not want to show my husband up by beating him in front of all of his esteemed colleagues (a-hem).
Marva was not bowling at Bolling because she had cramps.
I said I had cramps too!
We quickly discovered that if you read a blog long enough, you will start taking on the same menstrual cycle as one another. The blog world is kind of like a sorority house-once a month all the women are insane and the men run for cover.
Remind me to get an ad for Maxi-Pads this time next month. I could make out like a bandit. A very pissed off-for no apparent reason-bandit.