June Cleaver After A Six-Pack: GET OUT OF THE WATER!

8.29.2007

GET OUT OF THE WATER!

In just a few short hours, my mother in law will be descending upon my house. I do not know how my posts will be for the next few days... seeing as I will probably be inebriated.

I just want to add this disclaimer to my blog:

Anything June says (especially after her 9 a.m. cocktail) cannot be used against her in a court of law. So help her God.

7 comments:

momto5minnies said...: I look forward to any words (coherent or not). Hopefully the week will pass by quickly ;); August 29, 2007 at 11:17 PM
Jen said...: But you must post while drunk! And tell stories on you MIL. That's half the fun ;); August 30, 2007 at 12:29 AM
chestertonian said...: What to drink? What to drink? Beer? Wine? Teh hard stuff? I say, beer with breakfast (it goes great with bacon and eggs), liquor in the afternoon, and wine in the evenings.

Cigarettes constantly.; August 30, 2007 at 9:45 AM
Renee said...: Oh sheesh, that music freaked me out. I forgot you had music on the blog, and I am quietly reading along, and notice my heart rate increasing. Finally I think "what is that noise". Really, June, a little warning would be nice.; August 30, 2007 at 11:13 AM
Anonymous said...: Margarita recipe to solve your problems...or at least make them laughable and painless:

1 6oz Can Frozen Minute Maid Limeade
1 Cup Clear Tequila (any brand and eliminates the hangover effects of gold tequila)
1/4 Cup Triple Sec
2 TBSP Lemon Juice (the real stuff)
1/2 Cup of Water

Fill blender with ice and blend until reaching desired consistency.

Flavorful twist if desired: add 1 shot of Amaretto to each margarita glass and stir;

Remember...with any in-laws, you're not family, just a relative.; August 30, 2007 at 1:35 PM
june cleaver said...: Mary Pop... now you know how my MIL makes me feel.; August 30, 2007 at 2:32 PM
Terry Nelson said...: LOL!; August 30, 2007 at 11:57 PM