I do not know how to play soccer, I have never in my life played soccer and I will not pretend to know anything about soccer to try and impress you, but I have "admired" Becks ever since we were stationed in England and my son had to be like all of his little Bri-ish friends and shave his head to look like a little Becks. Age 4 and already so cool...
Oh, please forgive me Mr. Beckham, I meant to say football. I would stand in a queue for a fortnight to be able to see you come round, but then you would think I was a nutter and have your mate call a Bobby on me and have me thrown in the clink. You sarcy git.
Tomorrow we'll travel to another country and check out their homegrown specialties.
There really is no accounting for taste.
ReplyDeleteYum, your country has much better eye candy then mine...
ReplyDeleteA cup a joe and peek at Beckham. What a great was to start the morning!
ReplyDeleteEhh Beckem..cute but eh....
ReplyDeleteyou are so hard to please Steph
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Now you've REALLY done it, June! Wow, Becks is #1 on my Laminated Top 5!! (Actually, he's 1 thru 3 on my LT5!!)
ReplyDelete...Football, soccer....Is anyone REALLY keeping track? I just wish they played with their shirts off...what woman WOULDN'T tune in??
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ReplyDeleteMy dearest June, I do not know what I have done in order to make you stop loving me. I was Okay with you leaving me for those "Threedonia" fellas, but I have to say that I am hurt that you have chosed to display photogs of Bale, Butler, Rome, that Bond guy, Slater, Kroeger, your cousin Keith, and now Becks! I can't take it anymore!
ReplyDeleteI thought we had something special. I thought we were a whole mixture of "alright, alright", alright and "that's what I'm talkin' about."
Please come back to me. I am lost without you.
Your BIGGEST fan,
Matthew McConaughey
June its his WIFE! My GOD the woman needs to eat...something. I suggest a Large Helping of Mashed Potatoes with a heady dose of Pot Roast and Yorkshire Pudding...with a large glass or two of MERLOT! I like him, to look at but Posh...arghhh!
ReplyDeleteJune Cleaver -- I suggest you keep your Yank eyes off my hubby. We share everything... kids, paparazzi, and STDs. This makes me want to eat and throw up every 5 minutes.
ReplyDeletePosh.
Personally, I could do without the tattoos.
ReplyDeleteSo many naughty and inappropriate comments are going through my head. Therefore, all I will say is YUM!
ReplyDeleteMatthew McC... I apologize, but I think Christian Bale may smell a little better than you. No offense-I still love the way you talk.
ReplyDeletePosh... I can snap you in two, don't test me. But, I would never steal your husband, if it makes you feel better, you can swoon over my husband all you want-you don't threaten me.
Hey Posh wanna sandwich? Hows about some Ice Cream? Maybe a Bratwurst and a beer? A steak? Cheese Burger?
ReplyDeleteBack off Yank wankers or I shall have Baby Spice hold you down whilst I vomit and then come kick your arses.
ReplyDeleteOooo bratwursts -- they taste great the second time.
ReplyDeletePosh, in the spirit of Christmas lets just have a little peace shall we... and that is why I posted the piece that is your husband. :)
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