Do you want to lose weight?
Do you want to be thin and beautiful?
Well all you have to do is take a simple miracle pill...
And work out 2 hours a day...
And run 6 miles a day...
And live on only 600 calories a day...
Aren't those miracle diet pills amazing!?!
I just love your blog. Your last few posts have been just wonderful and such a variety. Anyway, I just wanted to thank you for brightening my day. Blessings!
ReplyDeleteSIGN ME UP!!!
ReplyDelete~YES
ReplyDelete~Of course
~Ummmm ... no thanks. It is hard enought for me to take Motrin
~I could be up for this if it meant guaranteed solitude ;)
~I did run 2.5 miles today ... YAY
~Can I add about 1400 extra calories to that?
~I guess I am not cut out to be a SUPERMODEL
Yes, they are amazing. They give you the pep you need to do that 2 hour workout and 6 mile run on only 600 calories. Which is pretty impressive, considering that most people (me included) would be hard pressed to sit on a couch and nap on 600 calories a day...
ReplyDeleteYes please.. make mine chocolate.
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