Cupid poop

Alexa was telling me about her Valentine's Day craft of chocolate covered marshmallows and sprinkles on a ka-bob. I thought I would share our Valentine's day craft that we do-and then distribute to all the neighbors who have still not shoveled my driveway:

Cut squares out of tissue paper, plastic wrap-or whatever.
Drop a handful of red hot candies in the middle of tissue paper, plastic wrap-or whatever.
Twist and tie up so that the red hots do not fall out.
Attach little poem:

I couldn't send you flowers,

and candy wouldn't do...

And mushy cards just didn't say

the things I want them to.

So I got you something special-

and here's the inside scoop...

I found you something very rare-

It's genuine Cupid Poop!

Drop in all the neighbor's mailboxes.

How's that for Valentine's spirit?