tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post3741647937936392974..comments2023-09-15T08:59:22.882-04:00Comments on June Cleaver After A Six-Pack: Google Thinks You Are A Nobody...june cleaverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13044621352058350336noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-64735267308417558072008-10-21T21:57:00.000-04:002008-10-21T21:57:00.000-04:00When my college roommate Googled me (pre wedding),...When my college roommate Googled me (pre wedding), she found the president of some gay group in Canada. Um, not me. Now, with my married name, I'm apparently a woman with severe mental disabilities who has done much to improve the lives of others like her.<BR/><BR/>The real me? A lot less . . . .colorful.Anne McDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07179996548441215406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-31421498042900984632008-10-21T21:21:00.000-04:002008-10-21T21:21:00.000-04:00Oh, I nearly forgot about the woman who found me o...Oh, I nearly forgot about the woman who found me on Google and e-mailed to ask me about my research (that I don't do) about Native American something-or-other...I think she was German, or maybe Dutch...Kasiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12252276821520357094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-64093242527023495232008-10-21T21:12:00.000-04:002008-10-21T21:12:00.000-04:00I have 2 interesting stories here.First, I was rec...I have 2 interesting stories here.<BR/>First, I was recently released by my Nigerian Captors after being held for nearly two weeks. I was frightened of course but you know when you're being held captive by people on the other side of the world, it just doesn't have the same effect...<BR/>Second, in my hometown, there were at least 4 people with my exact same name, I was not related to any of them and 2 of them are better known on Google than I am!<BR/>I'm really not sure if my day has been made or not...Stupid Fat Hobbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07669117404837953699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-77442021001250654992008-10-21T18:27:00.000-04:002008-10-21T18:27:00.000-04:00I already know that I am the only person in the co...I already know that I am the only person in the country, nay, world, who has my name, so what google comes up with is none other than me. My parents were creative when they named me, and add to it my married name which is just bizarre, and you get a name cheesey novel writers and soap opera stars would kill to use.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-83546155829076013402008-10-21T17:43:00.000-04:002008-10-21T17:43:00.000-04:00It would seem that I am really a German woman who ...It would seem that I am really a German woman who is a geneticist. Huh. And here all this time I thought I was an Okie who homeschooled.Rebecca Frechhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09744212862956880795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-3454615807606612492008-10-21T14:10:00.000-04:002008-10-21T14:10:00.000-04:00Google doesn't know who I am and I am very, very ....Google doesn't know who I am and I am very, very . . . very happy with that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-10074154248998063412008-10-21T13:39:00.000-04:002008-10-21T13:39:00.000-04:00I can't remember anyone's last names either ... wo...I can't remember anyone's last names either ... wonder if that is the result of birthing lots of babies ... or alcohol.<BR/><BR/>When I google my maiden name I get ... Professor of Psychology and Linguistics, but if I google my married name it puts me to my facebook page and that is about it. My married name is very unique and couple that with Elaine ... you really do get "me". I better be good in this lifetime or I can be easily traced ;)<BR/><BR/>A few years ago Randal Pinkett ... http://www.randalpinkett.com/ (He won on The Apprentice). I sat next to him in drafting class and my husband was really good friends with him.momto5minnieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17613910555331899148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-86918373271219951502008-10-21T12:25:00.000-04:002008-10-21T12:25:00.000-04:00And you -- not a failure. After all, you're a worl...And you -- not a failure. After all, you're a world-famous blogger! Oddly enough, someone else from the old days mentioned Ellen G. the other day. I SO can't even picture her anymore. Now I shall only think of her as a stripper.Kathleen's worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10591015199628101637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-74184962327683509412008-10-21T12:08:00.000-04:002008-10-21T12:08:00.000-04:00Also, I found out my a relative's girlfriend has a...Also, I found out my a relative's girlfriend has a record and is a fugitive. Now how do you bring that up to someone? Serves me right for snooping, lol.Erinesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03049812397540278977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-7959555982312664882008-10-21T12:06:00.001-04:002008-10-21T12:06:00.001-04:00Apparently I am a famous collegian tennis star. I...Apparently I am a famous collegian tennis star. I always find that amusing since anyone who knows me can tell you how uncoordinated I am when it comes to tennis.Erinesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03049812397540278977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-15027725815237497332008-10-21T12:06:00.000-04:002008-10-21T12:06:00.000-04:00Google..haven't done it...afraid of what I might f...Google..haven't done it...afraid of what I might find. <BR/>Oh, and youtube...check out dizzy bat at the link below...I LOVE the guy in the white shirt!! <BR/> <BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2fVUy-PV8Q <BR/> <BR/>Ryan and I almost peed out pants laughing so hard. <BR/><BR/>Love you<BR/>ClaireAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-69422110352131038132008-10-21T12:05:00.001-04:002008-10-21T12:05:00.001-04:00Google..haven't done it...afraid of what I might f...Google..haven't done it...afraid of what I might find. <BR/>Oh, and youtube...check out dizzy bat at the link below...I LOVE the guy in the white shirt!! <BR/> <BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2fVUy-PV8Q <BR/> <BR/>Ryan and I almost peed out pants laughing so hard. <BR/><BR/>Love you<BR/>ClaireAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-7620321140400470672008-10-21T12:05:00.000-04:002008-10-21T12:05:00.000-04:00Google..haven't done it...afraid of what I might f...Google..haven't done it...afraid of what I might find. <BR/>Oh, and youtube...check out dizzy bat at the link below...I LOVE the guy in the white shirt!! <BR/> <BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2fVUy-PV8Q <BR/> <BR/>Ryan and I almost peed out pants laughing so hard. <BR/><BR/>Love you<BR/>ClaireAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-73190561284609188282008-10-21T11:00:00.000-04:002008-10-21T11:00:00.000-04:00The "severed finger" made me lol. thanks for the ...The "severed finger" made me lol. thanks for the smile today.<BR/><BR/>I am a nobody also.....and really do not mind after seeing the movie Ransom with Mel Gibson. Would totally freak me out if I was famous and someone would want my kids.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11713312386803561115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-75685170859465917652008-10-21T10:18:00.000-04:002008-10-21T10:18:00.000-04:00Kathleen... you know what I said that everyone fro...Kathleen... you know what I said that everyone from my childhood was a disappointment, I was not thinking of you! You are the only success I know... well, you and a certain Ellen G person we both know who, the last I heard she was a stripper in Vegas. You can make a lot of money taking off your clothes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-5968441010686037942008-10-21T09:39:00.000-04:002008-10-21T09:39:00.000-04:00Apparently there's a journalist on the West Coast ...Apparently there's a journalist on the West Coast by the same name as me (which is interesting, since Katie Orloff isn't an especially common name). She even has hate pages set up to her.<BR/><BR/>There are a few legitimate hits to me, but most of them are about twenty years out of date...Kasiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12252276821520357094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-74906448267942670502008-10-21T09:34:00.000-04:002008-10-21T09:34:00.000-04:00Hey -- I've done this before and am always amazed ...Hey -- I've done this before and am always amazed at how talented I am: I'm a judge, an author, a doctor, an actress, a fishery owner, a lawyer, a psychotherapist, a judge ... and more.<BR/>Who knew I was so talented?Kathleen's worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10591015199628101637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-44472866307945762542008-10-21T09:19:00.000-04:002008-10-21T09:19:00.000-04:00I wrote "The Falcon and the Snowman." Quite a fea...I wrote "The Falcon and the Snowman." Quite a feat, since I was about 10 when that book was written.Robert M. Lindseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04859539802875463995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-39880430808771257352008-10-21T08:29:00.000-04:002008-10-21T08:29:00.000-04:00Google knows me as well...well, knows my race stat...Google knows me as well...well, knows my race stat's. Other than that, google knows what HS I graduated from, but that's about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-25638386474732749892008-10-21T06:05:00.000-04:002008-10-21T06:05:00.000-04:00Google knows me. Scary but true. I'm not famous ...Google knows me. Scary but true. I'm not famous or a felon, but if you knew my real name you could google me and know way too much about me.<BR/><BR/>I always pray my family doesn't ever google me. Some things are better left unsaid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-34269750312726755992008-10-21T02:02:00.000-04:002008-10-21T02:02:00.000-04:00Tina Turner...before the stage name. That's who g...Tina Turner...before the stage name. That's who google thinks I am.Anniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00190609498615712416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5499281160568743682.post-15246173846216922592008-10-21T00:07:00.000-04:002008-10-21T00:07:00.000-04:00A couple years ago when I discovered Google for th...A couple years ago when I discovered Google for the first time, I typed in my name and was slightly horrified to discover that I am an inflatable sex doll. (I'm not kidding!) I didn't know whether to laugh or immediately go legally change my name. <BR/><BR/>My maiden name was German, hard-to-pronounce, and always misspelled. Then I became Teri Love and it took months to take myself seriously. I was afraid people would think I was making it up. Then it just became familiar. Until I Googled myself. It's awful! I've said since then that if I ever introduce myself to a man and he noticeably flinches when he hears my name, I'll know what illicit purchases he's made online. Egad!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06459499849753501108noreply@blogger.com